A Tribute to Sparks

You make the day begin. You make it continue, when the first one of you starts to wear off. In your yellow/orange goodness, you give us that little extra kick, turning an ordinary night into an extra-ordinary night.

Like a Red Bull and vodka, you taste like candy, energize us, and get us drunk, and you ask nothing in return. Your older brother Sparks Ultra has 1% more alcohol, for those of us who dare to be great.

You make drinking in public easier, because you look like a run of the mill energy drink.

Most importantly, you will get me through roughly 10 hours of mediocre basketball on Saturday.

As well as my lunch break tomorrow.

Seriously folks, you haven't finished packing for the tournament this weekend unless you've picked up a 4 pack of Sparks, so get on it.