Whisked away to.... Delaware

I hope everyone else as excited as me for the Terriers' upcoming visit to the great State of Delaware (best known as the home of Wilmington and several screen door factories) And this:



If you're going to be joining the High Roller and I at the game, try not to get laryngitis screaming at the horrific traffic and exorbitant tolls you'll pay for the 5 miles of road you actually drive on in the state, lest you be too hoarse to root for the Terriers at the game.

**HECKLING TIP** UDel just blew it in the I-AA national football championship, getting blown out by Appalachian State. Of course, it's I-AA, not I-A, and nobody gives a rat's ass. Oh I'm sorry, Football Championship Subdivision. Either way, winning the I-AA championship is like being the world's tallest midget. So Delaware is actually the world's second-tallest midget.

Before I make too much fun of The First State, I have to admit that Delaware does have one redeeming quality, and that's Dewey Beach. Over the past 2 summers, I have spent many days and nights which I can't remember at places like this and this and listening to awesome bands like this. Of course, you can't go there in December, so for now let's all agree that Delaware just plain sucks.