Bobblin'? Wobblin'?

Some players on the team have nicknames that might just arise naturally: KG for Kevin Gardner is pretty unique as far as college players go (of course he'll have to change it if he somehow gets to the NBA) and Corey Hassan the Assassin is a no-brainer. But what about some of the others?

I think Ben Coblyn needs a new handle. My suggestions:

Cobber

Coblyn the Goblin

Hobblin' Coblyn (especially apt since he's been injured)

Big Ben (mentioned by #1 Fan in the comments, but maybe a bit too clockish)

Cob-Bling

Got a favorite of your own?