Let's Avoid Unnecessary Nudity: The UMBC Preview

We play UMBC tonight. UMBC is unbearably awful. Like, really really bad. Like they make a bad team like Hartford look like... um, a good Hartford team (hard to believe those two schools competed for the AE title only 2 years ago... and we let them go on national television!!)

If we lose this game, I will streak around Nickerson Field naked at 2:00pm on Sunday, January 24, 2010. I am deadly serious about that. Hold me to it.

I don't even have anything else to say.